Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

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What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!