How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

Frosted Flakes.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

Where do hipsters drown?

The mainstream.