What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Which perfume do you use?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

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What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

A Kong - vict!

Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.