What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

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Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

Because fetch is not going to happen.

When did this happen?

When did what happen

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What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

Via sticky notes

Why is everyone in an Internet cafe hungry?

Server Not Found.

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What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

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Who's there! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who?

Ben and Anna split!

What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

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What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.