What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

Previous Random Joke Next

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

ScubGodivas.

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

13 Jokes More 13 Jokes

What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.