What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

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How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

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What sound does a Turkey make?

Coup coup

What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?

Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.

Pao Jokes More Pao Jokes

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change