How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

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How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

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Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

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How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian