What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

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Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

Why do gingers hang out with black people?

Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

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Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

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Who isn't white or black but shows you no color?

A Rod

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod