What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

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What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

Thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

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What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit

Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.