What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

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Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

Where did the poor Italian man grow up?

The spaghetto

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How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...

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What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute