How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

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Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

There are just too many pastabilities!

How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.

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What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A really big moth!

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What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

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What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.