What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

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What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

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How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

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What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.