What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes

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What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.