Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

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How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

Asparagoose

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!