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Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

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What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

Asparagoose

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!