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What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

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What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.