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What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

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How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

How many Portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

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Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.