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Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)
That was the most violent book I've ever read..........
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
When their time is up.
Metal Gears
Cause the system is broke, yo.
He dates his other sister.
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
Reading road signs at 30 MPH
Because he has holes in his hands
Tie up their hands.
Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
Tennish.
She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.
She broke it trying to read the road signs.
Trying to read the road signs!!!
