Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

She's the one sleeping with the writer.

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What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!

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Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.