What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!

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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

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How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

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Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.