What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

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What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment

What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!

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What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.