What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment

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Who's there! Butcher! Butcher who?

Butcher your arms around me!

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

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Where do poor Italians live?

A spaghetto.

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!

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What do you call an Italian guy whos afraid of cheese?

Alfredo

What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit?

A DayGlo Dago