Who's there! Butcher! Butcher who?

Butcher your arms around me!

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.