What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

What's the difference between racism and asians?

Racism has many faces.

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Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It

What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe?

Clogs.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

What's better than a pair of Emerency Medical Technicians?

A paramedic(s)!

Ginger Girl Jokes More Ginger Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.