Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many chemicals are crack?

Lets get this done in one sitting.

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you call a judge that only gives innocent veredicts because he gave up on law school and knows nothing?

A quitter.

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out.

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Where do poor Italians live?

A spaghetto.

What is an Italian Pirate's favourite food?

SpARGHetti

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.