What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

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Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

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The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back