How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

Stung.

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What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

What is that the more you desire, the less you can get?

Beautiful girls.