What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert?

OC It was her sole comfort.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you