Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.
Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash
You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"
A washing machine only takes one load at a time.
The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.
He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".
A boyfriend.
Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.
Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools
The laundromat.
Someone else goes home with their Jeans.