What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

Who's there! Amelia! Amelia who?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

Surrey Jokes More Surrey Jokes

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.