What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What did the drowning number theorist yell?

LOG LOG LOG LOG

Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

Relax Jokes More Relax Jokes

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.