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What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

Who's there! Bones! Bones who?

Bones upon a time...!

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

What is red and green, and goes over 3000 miles per hour?

A frog in the blender

Relax Jokes More Relax Jokes

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi