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What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

How do you keep a Redditor busy for hours?

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Relax Jokes More Relax Jokes

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!