What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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They always bomb the punchline!

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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Why is it so hard to breakup with Japanese girls?

You have to drop the bomb twice

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.