Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

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How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

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What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

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What do dead kids and jokes about dead kids have in common?

They never get old.

How do you call a joke that is not funny?

Lame.

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Why are terrorists eco-friendly?

They're biodegradable.

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

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What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

What's the best part about a Fight Club joke?

The punchline.