Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

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Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

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Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

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What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

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What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)