Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

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Why aren't there any jokes about Jim Jones?

The punchlines are too long.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.