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Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

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Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

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Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

What's a boxers favorite joke?

Punchline.