Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

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What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

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Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics?

It's a touchy subject.

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

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Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.