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Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

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How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

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What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

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Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.