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How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

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How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

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Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

When does a black person goes to school?

When it's being built!