How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

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Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

They stop delivering.

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How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

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What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside