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How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

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Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

It depends how hard you throw.

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer World Cup held in England in 1966?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.