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How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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What do Paul Walker and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

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Where are average things built?

In a satisfactory

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside