What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

Snow Tire Jokes More Snow Tire Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

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What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them.

Forgiveness Jokes More Forgiveness Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness