What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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What do you call a 1 ton toilet?

EL-ton John

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

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What do you call half a ginger?

George.

What is the formula for water?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

How long is a submarine?

No, How Long is a Chinaman.

What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

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What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

True Love Jokes More True Love Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

Forgiveness Jokes More Forgiveness Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

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Why?

She: For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He: Hmm okay and for main course

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke