What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

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Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.