What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?