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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.