What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

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What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

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Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.