What is the difference between chicken and blondes?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

They both get easier to pick-up with age.

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

They want to measure their intelligence.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!