Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

They want to measure their intelligence.

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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

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How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

What is Buddhism measured in?

Oooohms

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

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Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

Why do ruler manufacturers make a big thing about them being shatterproof?

Was there a ruler shattering epidemic that necessitated this

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What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

Artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence