How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

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Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise