How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

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How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

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2nd base.

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Because she used the other to sing

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We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

What do you call a hoarse Putin?

Rasputin

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What's the best part of being a necrophiliac?

In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop.

How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

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What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.