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What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

Art Student Jokes More Art Student Jokes

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.