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What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

Art Student Jokes More Art Student Jokes

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

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Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth