What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

They both get easier to pick-up with age.

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Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

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What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

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What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.