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What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What do you call Bruno Mars?

Michael Jackson the third.

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What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

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What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5

What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson