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What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you driving in a bathing suit?

Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

Why did one friend not get any?

He didn't get his fair share: one over eight.

Cadillac Jokes More Cadillac Jokes

Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.

Who's there! Betsy! Betsy who?

Betsy of all it's a cadillac!