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What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

Cadillac Jokes More Cadillac Jokes

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.