This is the most violent story I've ever read!
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
Why are you picking on me?
Because 12 13 14!
Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
Icee.
A cataract
That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
That's the worst book I ever read.
