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What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

Sarah Palin Jokes More Sarah Palin Jokes

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

Dyslexia Jokes More Dyslexia Jokes

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.