Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

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What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

Proofreading.

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

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What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?

IMMM-DUKEN!'

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You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

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A bearl roll.

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What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

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Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.