What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

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What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

What is the difference between a feminist and a cat?

One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

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What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

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How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

Shoot one.

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

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What do you call a Canadian pimp?

Jose (hoes eh?)

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

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What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college?

About thirty thousand dollars a year.