How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

Shoot one.

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How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

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What do baby pythons play with?

Rattle-snakes.

How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

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What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis