What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil?

One is a group of cunning stunts.

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Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

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What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

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What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around